He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
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The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
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I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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