why didn't you poke me back
Me too!
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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