I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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