i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
she told me i tasted like america
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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