whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
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