Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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