so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
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