ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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