? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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