there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Randomize
