and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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