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I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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