Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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