i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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