I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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