Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
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I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
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No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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