I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
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