ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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