you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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