i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
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This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
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Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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