I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
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my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
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