chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
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