Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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