I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
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Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
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did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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