What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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