i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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