I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
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The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Boobs are out for the taking
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Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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