So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
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Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
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I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
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