It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
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