Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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