I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
this hospital has no fireball
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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