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• (714): View more from California

  It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...

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• (916): View more from California

  Hey you

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  You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  I learned to sign I want to be on you today

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  Score

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  Deaf chicks here I come

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.

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• (315): View more from New York

  She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  other than the jail part I had a really good time with you

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• (707): View more from California

  You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."

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• (360): View more from Washington

  ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary

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