I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
How's work?
Spinning.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
