I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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