so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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