haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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