What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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