He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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