just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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