a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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