just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
We're too hungover to prance.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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