susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Randomize
