Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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