belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Randomize
