school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
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