I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
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I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
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And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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