I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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