what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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