glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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