why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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