This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
COCAINE IS GR8
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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