i don't plan on having that self control this summer
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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