margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
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I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
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Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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