Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Randomize
